
Cover artwork by Steve Upham
ISBN : 978-0-9555185-2-2 Paperback : 216x138mm : 160pp
Due to be published June 2008 |
A book of implausible adventures featuring absurdities, anachronisms, exaggerations, outrageous puns, pirates, mythological beings, giant cups of tea and the occasional metafictional trick.
Part One: Castor Jenkins, the Münchhausen of Porthcawl
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Castor on Troubled Waters
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Canis Raver
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The Plucked Plant
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When Wales Played Asgård
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Interstellar Domestic
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The Cream-Jest of Unset Custard
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The Day the Town of Porthcawl was Accidentally Twinned with the Capital of the Cheese and Biscuits Empire
Part Two: Piper at the Fates of Ooze
Part Three: The Postmodern Mariner in Person
Extract from the book :
I spent a long time searching for the Tavern of the Long Lost Sea. None of my correspondents could tell me where it was and they only knew of it through hearsay. I found it at last in the middle of a desert, as far away from any port as a sailor might ever wish to be, and I staggered inside and ordered a beer. Then I asked if there were any messages for me.
There were three. Three corked bottles of green glass!
The third simply said: "Har! har! har!"
Download 1st story (10 pages) : ThePostmodernMariner.pdf : 131kb |